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ok so our house has a dog, but now we also have THIS

[ and attached is a picture of a certain Qunari. He's puzzling out how to fix the door he nearly tore off the hinges, so it's good for scale ]

he has to walk sideways through the door or he'll take out the doorjamb with his horns

what is my life

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oh my god W O W

remember when i said it sounded like you guys had no murderers well i think i found yours

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his name is literally THE IRON BULL

i am not even kidding

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you know that's seriously fitting at least you know what you're getting into

unless it's only bull related because he wants you to ride him like a sorority girl on a bender

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oh my god

why

why would you even

that mental image is with me forever and i have to live with him

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bet your super glad you msged me about this

what even is he did he say

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i asked but he didn't answer

but i will keep you posted

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also make sure that dude doesn't like skewer or eat the dog

protect the dog

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ah i should prob mention the dog to him




i wonder if they have dogs in

wherever he's from

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minotauria??

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i somehow doubt that

but i'm going to pretend it's true anyway

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so he hasn't said like anything about what he is

alien or monster or like i don't know demon or something??

can i have your stuff if he eats you is what i'm asking

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i'm ASKING

also no, you can't



mostly because i haven't been here long enough to HAVE stuff

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boooo

well don't get eaten then

if he starts drooling when he's looking at you probably a good indicator to leave

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if he tries to eat me i will literally throw everything in this house at him

but he seems cool???

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okay but what happened to the door

did he knock it down like a bull would

also how come he doesn't have a shirt

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he like flung it open really hard. he said he's not used to doors being so light

also he says he's something called a qunari. idek what that means but that's what he said

also also i don't know maybe they don't make shirts that big???

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but pants??? those are fine????

man you are so getting eaten

it was nice knowing you dude best of luck lock your door tonight but that probably won't help

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do you want to tell him what he can and can't wear? because i'm not about to.

he's not gonna eat me calm down

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well you said you lived with a kid right

make sure the kid doesn't flip out when he sees your new bull friend

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good point

maybe i'll text him and piper