I always figured it was just people wanting to put the most distance possible between themselves and Ohio. [Sorry, Ohio. She has fond memories of her childhood mission there, but it's hard to argue that there's not a whole lot to do.]

If it makes you feel better, I'm not expecting any shoot outs. [She just knows better than to jinx herself by saying 'we probably won't need any weapons at all.' That's a surefire way of ensuring someone goes rogue over karaoke.

She turns the key in the ignition and the car purrs to life. With a guileless look, she shifts into drive.] What crime scene?