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[animated]

It was weird as hell for a Disney flick, okay?

[ oh god Peter what-- what is even that name ] How do you even come up with this stuff?

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[ He hums, shrugging. ] What can I say? It's a gift.

So? How close was I?

[animated]

Not even close at all.

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Damn. I was sure I nailed it with Charwin.

[animated]

"Charwin" doesn't even sound like a real name. It sounds like a Pokemon.

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[ The look on his face is a puzzled one. ]

... A pokey-what? Stop makin' up shit, man.

[animated]

Ah, sorry, sorry. I have to remember to keep it dialed back to the 1980's.

Pokemon is this... I dunno, video game-slash-card game-slash-TV series that got huge in like the late 90's. It's all about catching a team of little creatures with different abilities and using them to fight other people's teams of creatures with different abilities.

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[ He wrinkles his nose a little that, frowning. ]

So, like, do they fight each other to the death or somethin'? That seems sort of brutal.

[animated]

Until they "faint". It's better if you don't think about the logistics too seriously. I mean, the main mascot thing is a little yellow mouse that shoots lightning out of its cheeks, so.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Um what u say. ]

... Shit got weird after I left, man.

[animated]

And it wasn't weird in the 80's?

I got three words for you, Peter: Garbage Pail Kids.

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Look, bro. First of all, how dare you.

Second of all-- just. How dare you. Those things were awesome.

[animated]

By what definition? They were so gross.

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Um, yeah, if you weren't awesome.

C'mon, you didn't think they were funny?

[animated]

No, but I wasn't twelve either.

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... Right. You were, like, already ancient.

[ A beat, then, ]

Pretty sure I was six.

[animated]

We're talking about the age thing again. Let's not talk about the age thing again.

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[ Sorry, Charlie!!! Peter grins, undeterred. ]

In fact, I was probably starting second grade. Still trying to get the hang of how addition worked.

[animated]

Wow, shut up.

[ And he will just. Try to hit Peter with his pillow. ]

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[ He raises his arms to block, and he just laughs. ]

If I had known you then? I could've made you some macaroni art. Or a house made of popsicle sticks.

[animated]

[ He's glaring now. Do you see how he's glaring? (It's not a real glare in any way, but dammit, he's trying!) ]

I hate you so much.

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[ Charwin used Mean Look!

It's not very effective... ]

Liar. I'm so likable. 'Sides, you still haven't kicked me out. Is it 'cause you want me to do a fingerpainting for you?

[animated]

Like you would go if I tried to kick you out anyway.

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I mean, I do own the place. Just sayin'.

[animated]

I rest my case.