[ Ellie doesn't even get a chance for an immediate greeting. Doing just as she's told, she bursts into fanatics into the phone. ]

Holy shit, you were not kidding about this whole Star Wars thing. Oh my god, fucking Han Solo when he gets like, captured and shit and is drowned in goddamn goopy stuff, I can't even remember what it's called because I was flipping the fuck out!

[ She's talking a mile a minute ]

And, I mean, what a dick he was to Leia! But oh MAN it was still so bad ass.

Also, Leia? What a babe!

Oh my god!