Maybe just a little bit... I don't think I pull off leather jackets very well.
[He shrugs sheepishly, but the thought's amusing.]
Better at the whole nerdy sweater aesthetic. And it's, like, way cheaper.
... Unless this isn't real leather. Is it real leather? How do you even tell?
[The eight-year-old playing dress up is looking at the inside flap like that would even remotely tell him if it's real leather or not. The jacket itself is, by the way, surprisingly crisp and clean and bloodless.]
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[He shrugs sheepishly, but the thought's amusing.]
Better at the whole nerdy sweater aesthetic. And it's, like, way cheaper.
... Unless this isn't real leather. Is it real leather? How do you even tell?
[The eight-year-old playing dress up is looking at the inside flap like that would even remotely tell him if it's real leather or not. The jacket itself is, by the way, surprisingly crisp and clean and bloodless.]