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You've reached the voicemail of Star-Lord. Hit me with your best shot. Or— crap, wait, I should've quoted "Call Me" instead. Aw, dammit. Is it too late to— [ BEEP ] [ text | video | voice | action ] gif credit

USERNAME star.lord RESIDENCE community housing: floor 13, room 4 OCCUPATION perimeter guard: surveyor / salvage & repair specialist

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[madeupnames]

(´・(oo)・｀) A groundhog!

[hes so happy rn bro]

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yeah ok

I’m blocking you now

[madeupnames]

Why, am I BOARing you (´・(oo)・｀)

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SEND FAILED

1/3

[madeupnames]

AW WHAT!

you can't just block good ol' peter

[madeupnames]

peter porker can't be stopped

3/5 i don't make the rules

[madeupnames]

Wait that sounds wrong, scratch that one

[madeupnames]

[madeupnames]

did you really block me????








He really blocked me :(

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[ About fifteen minutes later, Big Pete sends along a screencap.

Apparently he’s changed Little Pete’s contact info to “Peter Porker (´・(oo)・｀)” and changed his profile image to Porky Pig. ]

UN: Peter Porker (´・(oo)・｀)

[madeupnames]

OK I'M SORRY FOR BEING A BAD JOKE TELLER

also I'm sorry for trying to sic gamora on you please distract her from moming @ me

😱

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oh my god

is THAT what's happening?

cuz she's totally giving her comm the I'm Not Mad I'm Disappointed face right now

it's intense

[madeupnames]

Oh gooood.

I told her I do a night job and now she's asking when I sleep

why didn't you tell me she moms at people?????

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honestly this is a recent development and I thought it was exclusive to cute psychopathic saplings

And only because he's our teammate

[ He's grinning down at his comm, except the Jaws theme song might as well be playing while Gamora finishes whatever text she's sending to Little Pete. ]

[madeupnames]

I'm not a sapling for SURE, I'm not remotely part tree! I'm excluded!

she may be my greatest foe yet

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[ Gamora, apparently, is briefly distracted in texting Little Pete, which is why Big Pete takes this opportunity to hurriedly send off a text of his own. ]

what the hell did you tell her she's pissed at me now

[madeupnames]

I'm sorry!!

I told her you chat it up with me when I'm working late, that's all!

I'll totally fix it

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[ Hurriedly again. Grammar and spelling be damned when expediency is the key. ]

it's fine just tell me what ur dumb fake job is

[ Peter is an expert in lying to cover someone.

He has a +4 to deflection. ]

[madeupnames]

[He crash-landed on a roof earlier, don't mind him, he's gonna just cloud-watch a second.]

I watch surveillance cameras and do tech work sometimes.

super vague a+ cover

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lame

[madeupnames]

Oh, and what's YOUR cool job here? eating too much? >:P

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salvage & repair/surveyor with the perimeter guard

[ Forgive his short replies. He is in the middle of some serious damage control. ]

[madeupnames]

alright, it sounds cool.




Are you still in trouble?

1/2

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[ It's a while before his next reply, but finally: ]

I think... we're good.

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NEVER GO TO GAMORA WHAT WERE YOU THINKING