open post, vol. 3

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[warthunder]

I took up arms against dark beings that attempted to destroy all of life. If it hadn't been for me, you species would never have come to fruition. You should treat me with utmost respect.

[nostalgiabomb]

blah blah blah you puny mortals should be nice to me blah blah blah

that's also you

[warthunder]

I'm just saying, mind your words. My mother is the goddess of death. You'll find less sympathy from her than from me.

[nostalgiabomb]

probably a good thing i'm not talking to her then

[warthunder]

Instead you're talking with me, who has no qualms about murder.

[nostalgiabomb]

yeah but i'm used to that

[ Peter does keep interesting company, after all. ]

anyway i'm just saying this doesn't have to be adversarial

you could just, you know

be nicer

[warthunder]

What would that gain me?

[nostalgiabomb]

a lifelong friendship?

[warthunder]

I'm a god, I'm immortal. Your life is but a speck.

[nostalgiabomb]

a very short but pleasant friendship by your measure, then

[warthunder]

Pleasant? How do you suggest it can be "pleasant"?

[nostalgiabomb]

i don't know, isn't that how most friendships are supposed to be? pleasant? cuz if they're not then they're not really friendships

[warthunder]

A pleasant relationship between a god and a mortal should be one of worship and obedience, two things you're unwilling to give.

[nostalgiabomb]

not without safewords, anyway

[warthunder]

...safeword? What in the frozen wastelands of below do you mean by that?

[nostalgiabomb]

nothing

just a joke

one that made me laugh, anyway, even if you didn't

[warthunder]

I fail to see the "funny" in that.

[nostalgiabomb]

that's fine, that's fine

it was more for me anyway

plus i don't imagine you're really into like enthusiastic consent

you're more like the WORSHIP ME PEONS SMITE SMITE SMITE type anyway

[warthunder]

Humans have the free will to worship whomever they want. That I have no say in, but I'll not lift my finger to help people that doesn't believe in me. Boons are only given to the most faithful. Consent has nothing to do with it.