What! It's a cinematic piece of art!
And you didn't complain last time we watched it!
And you didn't complain last time we watched it!
i have never seen miss congeniality
bc it sounds dumb
go watch die hard instead
bc it sounds dumb
go watch die hard instead
just
wondering
why are you wrestling that poor lizard what did it do to u
wondering
why are you wrestling that poor lizard what did it do to u
Right, so, remember that lady I told you about last week, who called 911 because her neighbour was playing the piano with the window open?
She called us again today because someone was putting out Halloween decorations out too early.
I can't tell if these people call us out of boredom, or if they're seriously preoccupied.... that's amazing
was she concerned that witches were appearing on her street
was she concerned that witches were appearing on her street
[He's too preoccupied with the conversation to realise the wrong ID replied right away--so he's just chuckling to himself before responding.]
Kind of wish I were allowed to record conversations, you wouldn't believe the stuff we get sometimes.
I think she said something about 'devil worshippers' or something, so witches def aint far off.i hope u told her that his time will soon come and all shall bow before him
[Hopefully nobody here is a huge doll fan, because there’s a surprise waiting for the household in the morning!
Enjoy your disturbing decorations, Heropa #5!]
Enjoy your disturbing decorations, Heropa #5!]
Hey, Quill. Got a second in your busy schedule for me?
i always have time for my favorite art enthusiast
[ She knows (or has noticed, since it's Kasumi we're talking about) that Peter usually defaults to audio, so once she knows he's free, she calls instead. And if he picks up, ]
--Wait, do you know more than one art enthusiast around?
--Wait, do you know more than one art enthusiast around?
[ Oh thank goodness. Peter can text on occasion, but with Goto, it's hard to tell if she's, like, on a job and just killing time or what. So when she swaps, he huffs a sigh of relief.
Fuck typing.
And he answers oh, so coyly, ]
Wouldn't you like to know.
Fuck typing.
And he answers oh, so coyly, ]
Wouldn't you like to know.
[ At any point on Christmas Eve, Peter might find a mysterious stack of presents in his room. There are three packages total, artfully and impeccably wrapped, and two smaller ones sit atop one that is actually quite large. There's a tag on one that says, "Open this one first," although whether or not it is actually opened first is entirely up to the recipient, of course.
Either way, whenever he decides to open the gifts, he will find:
The big present has a note attached to it, as well, and it reads: "Remember when you used to complain about people doing crappy covers of classic rock songs in that pawn shop you used to work at? Why not be the change you want to see? Happy Holidays!"
It is, of course, unsigned. ]
Either way, whenever he decides to open the gifts, he will find:
- In the first box: a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs. And a whip. Because Rocket told her that he's into that and obviously that one misfired text was 100% truths.
- The second box is actually a box of fancy chocolates. There's a lot of them. like, seriously, a lot.
- The final present, contained in a large box, is this.
The big present has a note attached to it, as well, and it reads: "Remember when you used to complain about people doing crappy covers of classic rock songs in that pawn shop you used to work at? Why not be the change you want to see? Happy Holidays!"
It is, of course, unsigned. ]
[ At the moment, he's not entirely sure if he's flattered or creeped out that Goto has sneaked her way into his room. Probably flattered, because, well, it's Peter.
(Also, it's pretty obvious it was Kasumi. The whip and the handcuffs are a dead giveaway.)
Not too long after he discovers the presents, he just sort of-- laughs. Which is a feat, considering the shit mood he's been in. He's never played a guitar before, which means he's probably going to be in for lessons (or, at the very least, combing the depths of the internet for free tutorials), but he'd be lying if it wasn't something he'd always wanted to pick up.
She also gets a call pretty soon after. Ring, ring, ring, collector phone. ]
(Also, it's pretty obvious it was Kasumi. The whip and the handcuffs are a dead giveaway.)
Not too long after he discovers the presents, he just sort of-- laughs. Which is a feat, considering the shit mood he's been in. He's never played a guitar before, which means he's probably going to be in for lessons (or, at the very least, combing the depths of the internet for free tutorials), but he'd be lying if it wasn't something he'd always wanted to pick up.
She also gets a call pretty soon after. Ring, ring, ring, collector phone. ]
[ Collector phone honestly sounds like she's about to get a phone call from Harbinger himself can you not--
In any case, once she sees who the call is from, she picks up. Her greeting is immediate: ]
It wasn't me.
In any case, once she sees who the call is from, she picks up. Her greeting is immediate: ]
It wasn't me.
you are one to talk now that I'm looking at time stamps and remember to +3!!!
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- 2016-01-11 18:52 (UTC) - Expand[On this, the most important romance-related holiday of the year, Peter receives a card delivered by a flying pig. The pig was probably supposed to look sort of like cupid, as is appropriate for the day, but Mabel made the wings way more bat-like than cherubic. Oops!
There’s a small chocolate heart taped to the back, and a little note: Happy Valentine’s Day! Have the best day EVER!!]
There’s a small chocolate heart taped to the back, and a little note: Happy Valentine’s Day! Have the best day EVER!!]
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