[ Said in the most girlish tone ever. Up ahead, more blobs terrorizing locals, news at 10, and Kasumi casts Peter a knowing, sidelong glance, as though to say let's go. ]
But with a quick nod to one side, he indicates he'll take the right. Some of the blobs here are considerably larger than others, and Peter wonders why that is. Maybe they've just been eating more? Rolling up unsuspecting squirrels or something?
But his questions are answered as a smaller blob rolls into one of the larger ones, seemingly on accident, and they combine together with a noisy slurp.
Gross.
He starts firing, and then he calls over his shoulder, ]
[ Because the blobs in front of her have just merged, too, and she just. Misses her guns so goddamn much right now, because as it is she only has Overload at her disposal, seeing as getting remotely close to the evil blobs would not be in her best interest.
Luckily, Overload is great, and when she doles it out onto the bigger blob, it jumps over in a chain to the next few before they have a chance to fuse together or...whatever it is they do. ]
Well, it could be worse, right? They could, like, smell really bad too or something.
Yeah. Like formaldehyde. [ It's punctuated by the high-pitched whine of his blasters, and quickly on the heals of that noise is the loud squelching noise of a blob exploding. ]
Or sewer sludge.
But they kinda look like big things of jelly, right? Or jello? Like, stick a few random fruits in one of these bad boys, and I could totally see 'em hanging out on a picnic table.
[ The mental image is probably not as wholesome as one would want it to be. Kasumi says something along the lines of "That's even worse," but her words are drowned out by the sound of electricity crackling through the air and at another blob before it explodes. ]
Yeah, I don't think I even want to see a thing of jello after this. Gross.
[ Peter sighs dramatically, so as to be heard over the sound of another few exploding blobs; the heat from his gun makes more than a few sizzle and boil at points, though thankfully it doesn't kick up anything noxious. ]
So that's a no to the jello festival in a couple weeks, huh?
[ She startles him a little when she lands beside him, though it thankfully does nothing to affect his aim. The last blob on his side of the street explodes in a wet splash, coating a mailbox and a patch of sidewalk.
He doesn't envy whoever has to clean all this junk up. ]
[ Yeah, no kidding. Kasumi is a little sorry for whoever's car she just totally gunked up with dead blob as she takes care of the last one on her side. It's a nice car, too. ]
Hopefully we end up somewhere nicer next time we go out, huh? As in, not on the streets with a bunch of nasty goo-things?
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[ that was kind of awesome. ]
Guess you weren't too partial to that skirt.
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[ complete with air quotes and a wink. ]
Besides, it was choosing between a ruining a skirt and getting blobbed because I accidentally got tangled up in my clothes.
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You good now?
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Yep, good to go.
[ She doesn't spare a moment before she begins to move towards the downtown area, where most of the commotion seems to be. ]
By the way, love those blasters. They don't need ammunition or anything?
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Nope. Sometimes they overheat a little? But I just gotta sit out of a fight for a little bit and I'm good.
[ He waves vaguely to her wrist. ]
What's that thing called again? It's awesome.
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[ She sighs. And makes a mental note to see what more she can pilfer off of crooks in Maurtia Falls. ]
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You'll find the right gun for you, Goto. Someday your firearm will come.
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[ Said in the most girlish tone ever. Up ahead, more blobs terrorizing locals, news at 10, and Kasumi casts Peter a knowing, sidelong glance, as though to say let's go. ]
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But with a quick nod to one side, he indicates he'll take the right. Some of the blobs here are considerably larger than others, and Peter wonders why that is. Maybe they've just been eating more? Rolling up unsuspecting squirrels or something?
But his questions are answered as a smaller blob rolls into one of the larger ones, seemingly on accident, and they combine together with a noisy slurp.
Gross.
He starts firing, and then he calls over his shoulder, ]
Don't let 'em touch each other.
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[ Because the blobs in front of her have just merged, too, and she just. Misses her guns so goddamn much right now, because as it is she only has Overload at her disposal, seeing as getting remotely close to the evil blobs would not be in her best interest.
Luckily, Overload is great, and when she doles it out onto the bigger blob, it jumps over in a chain to the next few before they have a chance to fuse together or...whatever it is they do. ]
Well, it could be worse, right? They could, like, smell really bad too or something.
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Or sewer sludge.
But they kinda look like big things of jelly, right? Or jello? Like, stick a few random fruits in one of these bad boys, and I could totally see 'em hanging out on a picnic table.
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[ The mental image is probably not as wholesome as one would want it to be. Kasumi says something along the lines of "That's even worse," but her words are drowned out by the sound of electricity crackling through the air and at another blob before it explodes. ]
Yeah, I don't think I even want to see a thing of jello after this. Gross.
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So that's a no to the jello festival in a couple weeks, huh?
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Tough luck, Quill--
[ she stops in the middle of her sentence to jump away from another blob, landing next to him. ]
But you're going to have to find another date for that. I'm a busy woman, you know.
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He doesn't envy whoever has to clean all this junk up. ]
I know, I know.
Maybe a raincheck, then?
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Hopefully we end up somewhere nicer next time we go out, huh? As in, not on the streets with a bunch of nasty goo-things?
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[ He holsters one blaster, keeping the other in hand -- just in case. One never knows with this place, evidently. ]
Actually, I was thinking jello shots next time.
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Now we're talking.
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Good to know the situation hasn't soured your good taste.
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But green's the best flavor.
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Red is where it's at.