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[stealwithit]

"you are the state lottery, the cure for cancer, and the three wishes from Aladdin's lamp all rolled into one"

awwwwwwwwww

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what is this

what are you doing

[stealwithit]

I'm bored so I'm reading this god awful erotic novel.

"Now I know what all the fuss is about. Two orgasms… coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine, wow."

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WHY ARE YOU SHARING THIS WITH ME

why did you think i wanted this

[stealwithit]

1) like I said, because I'm bored out of my mind.

2) suffer with me

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dont' make me block you goto

[stealwithit]

you can't do that. you'd get so bored without me.

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if it's a choice between boredom and this weird erotica then i think i might take that bullet

[stealwithit]

wow. I didn't realize our friendship was so fragile

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it could come apart at the seams at any moment

like the spin cycle on a washing machine

[stealwithit]

look who's quoting erotica now?

I'm a fan of this dirty talk

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that's

you gotta raise your bar goto

[stealwithit]

have I forgotten to emphasize how absolutely bored I am?

I am so

b o r e d

I mean I'm reading the most awful book I think I've ever had the displeasure of reading in my 26 years of living

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goto

i know for a fact maxwell used to own a bookstore

why are you reading something so shitty when you have a nerd at your disposal

[stealwithit]

Because I texted him quotes too and now he won't respond to me

And he's at work

So I'm bothering you instead. :)

[ Apparently the fact that Peter might also be at work is completely inconsequential to this. ]

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[ He is, in fact, at work, but he is, in fact, the worst employee ever. ]

oh i see how it is

second choice

way to make a guy feel wanted

[stealwithit]

don't give me that. you were literally just threatening to block me? and you're totally my first choice after Charlie.

[ that is literally the same thing as second choice Kasumi ]

but okay wait wait wait

hahahahahah

"'Does this mean you're going to make love to me tonight, Christian?' Holy shit! Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly. 'No, Anastasia, it doesn't. Firstly, I don't make love. I fuck... hard.'"

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oh my god

i might seriously still block you

[stealwithit]

[ that's it. that's the whole text. because that is the face that Kasumi is making at Peter threatening to block her but she doesn't do selfies. ]

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is it sad bc someone punched its nose in and now it can't breathe properly

[stealwithit]

first off, that's mean. don't you think it's cute?

second, it's sad because the legendary star-lord is trying to block me even though he knows he'd miss my charming personality and wit

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i'm not mean

i'm concerned for its ability to breathe properly

that's sympathy