[ Peter is a contrary asshole at the best of times, which is why when he sees Poe trying to pull himself up, Peter just tries to shove him again. It's light, though, without much force – more for show than any real intent to keep the guy down. ]
It's 'cause you're acting like we're in some trashy romance.
Anyway. The fact that I can fuck your brains out should be more than enough to inspire you.
[ And he echoes the words back in a mocking voice. ]
[ Of course, Poe is exaggerating how hard Peter's shove hits him, but he flops back down on the bed, giving Peter an unimpressed look for a prolonged moment. ]
That is pretty inspiring, but I'm just saying. You can fuck my brains out and tell me I'm pretty.
[ Obviously, he prefers "handsome" and "dashing," but also, he likes fucking with Peter. ]
[ Poe pushes himself up on his elbows, blinking owlishly at Peter (still exaggerating). ]
You're saying that I don't tell you how good you look? Because I swear I must have told you a thousand times how hard it is to take my eyes off of you as soon as you step in a room, starboy.
[ ... He may be playing this up, but it's also pretty true. ]
[ He raises a knee, propping up his elbow and resting his chin in his palm. One corner of his mouth tugs up in a close-mouthed, largely unimpressed smile. ]
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[ This DISRESPECT.
He catches Peter's wrist, tugging at him and trying to haul himself back upright. ]
C'mon, what is with this rudeness?
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It's 'cause you're acting like we're in some trashy romance.
Anyway. The fact that I can fuck your brains out should be more than enough to inspire you.
[ And he echoes the words back in a mocking voice. ]
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[ Of course, Poe is exaggerating how hard Peter's shove hits him, but he flops back down on the bed, giving Peter an unimpressed look for a prolonged moment. ]
That is pretty inspiring, but I'm just saying. You can fuck my brains out and tell me I'm pretty.
[ Obviously, he prefers "handsome" and "dashing," but also, he likes fucking with Peter. ]
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[ And he says it with an affected pout, arms crossed over his chest. ]
All I do is give and give and give. It's all feelin' pretty one-sided.
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[ Poe gasps, playing up his shock. ]
Are you saying I don't tell you how goddamn gorgeous you are all the time?
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It's exactly what I'm saying, yeah.
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You're saying that I don't tell you how good you look? Because I swear I must have told you a thousand times how hard it is to take my eyes off of you as soon as you step in a room, starboy.
[ ... He may be playing this up, but it's also pretty true. ]
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All the cadets must go wild for that line, huh?
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[ why are u so mean to him ]
I'm not trying to hit you with any lines. I'm just trying to share my feelings, and you're making it pretty hard.
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And because he's actually a twelve-year-old, ]
I make a lot of things pretty hard for you. Kinda the reason you keep coming back, huh?