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[nostalgiabomb]

You've reached the voicemail of Star-Lord. Hit me with your best shot. Or— crap, wait, I should've quoted "Call Me" instead. Aw, dammit. Is it too late to— [ BEEP ] [ text | video | voice | action ] gif credit

USERNAME star.lord RESIDENCE community housing: floor 13, room 4 OCCUPATION perimeter guard: surveyor / salvage & repair specialist

Comments

[nostalgiabomb]

NEVER GO TO GAMORA WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

[madeupnames]

YOU BLOCKED ME!

[nostalgiabomb]

YEAH

AND THEN I UNBLOCKED YOU

[madeupnames]

how was I supposed to know you'd unblock me like 10 minutes after I messaged her????

I'm not a mindreader! That's not a spider power?!

[nostalgiabomb]

did you seriously think i would for real block you after one bad, awful, terrible, bad, really, really bad joke

Dude.

[madeupnames]

maybe :(

Also for the record she said your jokes are lame too so

[nostalgiabomb]

Gamora just has a different sense of humor

[ no she's absolutely right ]

Never ever EVER go to Gamora over bad puns

Keep this kinda crap on a local level okay

[madeupnames]

you got it, boss man.

Oh, btw, just one more, non-ham related.

What’s a Star Lord when he’s off work at noon?

[nostalgiabomb]

I have the power to block you again

Don’t think I won’t

[madeupnames]

okay, I won't finish it then

talk to ya later big pete!

[Hey look he listened. Now you don't have to worry about knowing the answer!]