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[nostalgiabomb]

You've reached the voicemail of Star-Lord. Hit me with your best shot. Or— crap, wait, I should've quoted "Call Me" instead. Aw, dammit. Is it too late to— [ BEEP ] [ text | video | voice | action ] gif credit

USERNAME star.lord RESIDENCE community housing: floor 13, room 4 OCCUPATION perimeter guard: surveyor / salvage & repair specialist

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[madeupnames]

But that's what it feels like! It's like this tingly feeling that runs up my neck, and it makes my hairs stand up. Like, I dunno. You know the rush of danger? Only sometimes it ends up just being a paper ball someone throws at my face. Or a car that's driving too fast near me. Or Tony Stark coming to take my suit.

but 60% of the time it's really actual danger!

[nostalgiabomb]

okay
fine
point taken

i’m just saying i dunno that I can take your tingling seriously, inspector clouseau

[madeupnames]

hey I totally used it to save a cute dog this morning, don't judge.

It did not save me from the cold I got a week ago tho, yikes.











who's inspector clouseau

[nostalgiabomb]

a famous detective

[ Again, willfully unhelpful. If Peter knew what Google was, he’d suggest the kid use it.

But shifting gears, he frowns at his comm again. ]

you caught a cold?

[madeupnames]

I mean, more like it caught me. I wasn't actually trying to do any of the catching.

[HA!]

anyways it was gross, I could have probably just webbed guys to walls with snot.

[nostalgiabomb]

gross

and potentially irresponsible

you could probably kill an alien with the common cold you know

[ Or maybe Peter's just drawing on his knowledge of War of the Worlds? ]

[madeupnames]

Hey man, they could take me out with the sniffles too!

It's a spider eat spider world out there. 👀

But yeah it wasn't a big deal, just made me annoyed while i worked.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ A bit of a pause. Then, ]

listen i know you have a brand to maintain

but does everything really have to be spider related

[madeupnames]

I AM THE SPIDER THAT DWELLS IN THE NIGHT! LOOK OUT, CRIMINALS, THE MASTER OF THE ARACHNIDS IS READY TO TRAP THEM IN HIS JUSTICE WEB!



MWA HA HA [sic]



no what karen don't send him that

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Peter stares at that text message, almost incredulous, before the corner of his mouth quirks up in a small smile – a rare sight, these days. ]

tell karen i said thank you for that gift and that she is a gem