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[nostalgiabomb]

You've reached the voicemail of Star-Lord. Hit me with your best shot. Or— crap, wait, I should've quoted "Call Me" instead. Aw, dammit. Is it too late to— [ BEEP ] [ text | video | voice | action ] gif credit

USERNAME star.lord RESIDENCE community housing: floor 13, room 4 OCCUPATION perimeter guard: surveyor / salvage & repair specialist

Comments

[godslay]

Their celebration of sex, from what I gather.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Peter Quill, still a third grader at heart, grins down at his screen. ]

are you being serious

[godslay]

I really feel like you should know that is not the kind of joke I would make.

[ So: yep. Completely serious. ]

[nostalgiabomb]

hahahaha

Awesome

[ that's it that's all he has to offer. ]

[godslay]

[ Peter can probably hear her rolling her eyes from across the city. ]

They're also offering things like this.

[ Another picture of a poster comes through.

"NEED A GETAWAY? GET IN THE SAMPREMI SPIRIT WITH A BEAUTIFUL, ALL-EXPENSES-PAID NIGHT IN WITH YOUR LOVER!

OPEN TO COUPLES ONLY. NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.*

*CHILDCARE CAN BE PROVIDED BY REQUEST" ]

[nostalgiabomb]

aaaaaand now you've got my attention

[godslay]

Predictable.

[nostalgiabomb]

How dare you

[godslay]

How dare I correctly assume that the event that would interest you most would be a free romantic night that we can spend together without Groot? Yes, how dare I.

[nostalgiabomb]

... okay fair

But mostly I meant, like, the assertion that I'm predictable.

Which is incorrect.

100% incorrect.

[godslay]

Tell me one way you are unpredictable.

[nostalgiabomb]

I am currently in the process of putting my phone away and ignoring it

[godslay]

Also predictable.

Do you want me to make a reservation or not?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ HE IS IGNORING THE PHONE, GAMORA!! So there is no response. ]

[godslay]

[ HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF HE WANTS TO DO THE THING THEN???

THIS IS VERY INCONVENIENT.

Except she’s just going to make a reservation anyway. So there. ]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ some twenty minutes later— ]

aaaand groot barfed on the couch.

[godslay]

That sounds like your problem.

[ A very....... loving.......... girlfriend......... ]