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warthunder;

[nostalgiabomb]

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to be fair that was just the one time

and also he had it coming

[warthunder]

Gods aren't supposed to be killable by mortals. That you manage such a feat, regardlessly of circumstances, is concerning. Hence why I come off short. Alas I can't blame you either. Death is predetermined by the Fates. But I have always preferred to keep my enemies close.

[nostalgiabomb]

well to be fair to me again, at the time i wasn't fully mortal. half-celestial, to be specific

i mean technically i still AM half-celestial but i don't have the super powers to back it up anymore

also technically *i* didn't kill him

a bomb did

[warthunder]

Then perhaps you aren't a threat at all. Mayhaps the maker of this "bomb" needs to be dealt with instead.

Yet... half blood gods could still pose a headache, like someone I know.

[nostalgiabomb]

yeah but then you don't get the joy of my company

and anyway i don't know why you keep insisting we have to be enemies. we could just be, i dunno, acquaintances

[warthunder]

In what world would your company be desirable for anyone?

I'm a war god. I'd not have friends, only allies or enemies. I haven't made my mind up where you would fit in yet.

[nostalgiabomb]

"i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel"

that's what you sound like

[warthunder]

I took up arms against dark beings that attempted to destroy all of life. If it hadn't been for me, you species would never have come to fruition. You should treat me with utmost respect.

[nostalgiabomb]

blah blah blah you puny mortals should be nice to me blah blah blah

that's also you

[warthunder]

I'm just saying, mind your words. My mother is the goddess of death. You'll find less sympathy from her than from me.

[nostalgiabomb]

probably a good thing i'm not talking to her then

[warthunder]

Instead you're talking with me, who has no qualms about murder.

[nostalgiabomb]

yeah but i'm used to that

[ Peter does keep interesting company, after all. ]

anyway i'm just saying this doesn't have to be adversarial

you could just, you know

be nicer

[warthunder]

What would that gain me?

[nostalgiabomb]

a lifelong friendship?

[warthunder]

I'm a god, I'm immortal. Your life is but a speck.

[nostalgiabomb]

a very short but pleasant friendship by your measure, then

[warthunder]

Pleasant? How do you suggest it can be "pleasant"?

[nostalgiabomb]

i don't know, isn't that how most friendships are supposed to be? pleasant? cuz if they're not then they're not really friendships

[warthunder]

A pleasant relationship between a god and a mortal should be one of worship and obedience, two things you're unwilling to give.

[nostalgiabomb]

not without safewords, anyway

[warthunder]

...safeword? What in the frozen wastelands of below do you mean by that?

[nostalgiabomb]

nothing

just a joke

one that made me laugh, anyway, even if you didn't

[warthunder]

I fail to see the "funny" in that.

[nostalgiabomb]

that's fine, that's fine

it was more for me anyway

plus i don't imagine you're really into like enthusiastic consent

you're more like the WORSHIP ME PEONS SMITE SMITE SMITE type anyway