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[nostalgiabomb]

You've reached the voicemail of Star-Lord. Hit me with your best shot. Or— crap, wait, I should've quoted "Call Me" instead. Aw, dammit. Is it too late to— [ BEEP ] [ text | video | voice | action ] gif credit

USERNAME star.lord RESIDENCE community housing: floor 13, room 4 OCCUPATION perimeter guard: surveyor / salvage & repair specialist

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text; un: gamora

[godslay]

Someone put up flyers for dance lessons.

text; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

Who needs lessons? You already know a master

[godslay]

I do? Maybe I should ask them for lessons first.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He sees what you're doing, Gamora, and as always, Peter is undeterred. ]

No need to ask. I'll be happy to take you on as my pupil.

[godslay]

[ And Gamora's just sighing on the other end. ]

I'm pretty confident you have already taught me everything you know.

[ Most of which she pointedly ignores, but. ]

[nostalgiabomb]

Patently untrue. I’ve taught you everything you know, but not what I know.

Huge difference.

[godslay]

And are you going to astound me with your vast wealth of knowledge?

[nostalgiabomb]

When the time is right, maybe. I would hate to overwhelm you.

[godslay]

If the time isn't right for your expertise, than maybe these lessons are a better plan.

[nostalgiabomb]

I still maintain I can teach you whatever you wanna know.

But if you really wanna take lessons, go for it.

[godslay]

[ This time, the text is just a photo of the poster advertising dance lessons.

"SALSA, TANGO, WALTZ, AND MORE! BRING YOUR PARTNER FOR A CLASS OR TWO AS WE PREPARE FOR SAMPREMI!

COUPLES ONLY." ]

[nostalgiabomb]

the heck is sampremi

[godslay]

Their celebration of sex, from what I gather.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Peter Quill, still a third grader at heart, grins down at his screen. ]

are you being serious

[godslay]

I really feel like you should know that is not the kind of joke I would make.

[ So: yep. Completely serious. ]

[nostalgiabomb]

hahahaha

Awesome

[ that's it that's all he has to offer. ]

[godslay]

[ Peter can probably hear her rolling her eyes from across the city. ]

They're also offering things like this.

[ Another picture of a poster comes through.

"NEED A GETAWAY? GET IN THE SAMPREMI SPIRIT WITH A BEAUTIFUL, ALL-EXPENSES-PAID NIGHT IN WITH YOUR LOVER!

OPEN TO COUPLES ONLY. NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.*

*CHILDCARE CAN BE PROVIDED BY REQUEST" ]

[nostalgiabomb]

aaaaaand now you've got my attention

[godslay]

Predictable.

[nostalgiabomb]

How dare you

[godslay]

How dare I correctly assume that the event that would interest you most would be a free romantic night that we can spend together without Groot? Yes, how dare I.

[nostalgiabomb]

... okay fair

But mostly I meant, like, the assertion that I'm predictable.

Which is incorrect.

100% incorrect.

[godslay]

Tell me one way you are unpredictable.

[nostalgiabomb]

I am currently in the process of putting my phone away and ignoring it

[godslay]

Also predictable.

Do you want me to make a reservation or not?