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Or— crap, wait, I should've quoted "Call Me" instead. Aw, dammit. Is it too late to—

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USERNAME star.lord RESIDENCE community housing: floor 13, room 4 OCCUPATION perimeter guard: surveyor / salvage & repair specialist

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Not that I know of?

We don't know a whole lot about where she came from

It's uh

Its kind of a weird topic

Oh, gotcha. Weird topic.

I mean, it's good if she's not really mantis-y, because if she had actual mantis eyes, that'd be hard to talk to. Also awkward convo about the murdering your spouse thing.

[Which is hashtag relatable.]

she seems like she didn't get out much, so I'll try to help out her social skills and stuff!

[When Peter Parker says that, you know your social skills are rough.]

yeah uh

Tread lightly with the spouse murder.

[ It's a sensitive subject for both Peter and Mantis, in a way.

Ego was fucked up like that. ]

Just don't go too nuts

I don't want to have to unteach her weird crap

like crawling in through windows when there's a perfectly serviceable door

How are windows much different than doors??? Cmon

The fact that you asked that question makes me think you're not responsible enough to help Mantis

What!!! I'm responsible!

I haven't lost a backpack in months!

... how do you lose an entire backpack

I can't exactly carry it all over town when I change into my suit, you know! so I web it somewhere for safe keeping.

the last one accidentally got taken by the garbage men, RIP Jansport #5.

so then what do you do about all the lost text books??

I pay for them ಥ_ಥ

[... Suddenly him being just as broke as he was at home makes sense.

He spent his last 5 cred on a fuckin strawberry smoothie you feel me dog.]