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You've reached the voicemail of Star-Lord. Hit me with your best shot.

Or— crap, wait, I should've quoted "Call Me" instead. Aw, dammit. Is it too late to—

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USERNAME star.lord RESIDENCE community housing: floor 13, room 4 OCCUPATION perimeter guard: surveyor / salvage & repair specialist

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[ Once he's calmed down (or, at the very least, has been subdued into submission by Gamora's death glare), ]

I'll talk to her

Did you already tell her what that meant

Nnnnnoooo, should I??????????????????😳

we're watching the parade, it's a weird time to spring weird earth lessons about innuendos!!

this is clearly your job as leader of the defensesquad of the universe or whatever you called urselfs

Guardians of the Galaxy

Defense Squad of the Universe is so much longer and has way too few hard G sounds where did you even get that from

Edited 2018-07-08 03:52 (UTC)

What do you mean, DSotU rolls riiiight off the tongue.

LOL, Maybe I was thinking of Geek Squad, like the computer guys. 🙈

anyway maybe I'll take her and buy her a better shirt, maybe one with a praying mantis on it, because hello???? Missed opportunities???

wow

that's reductive

Which part, comparing you to the Geek Squad or giving someone named Mantis a Mantis shirt?

BTW Is she actually part mantis???

Edited 2018-07-08 04:00 (UTC)

Not that I know of?

We don't know a whole lot about where she came from

It's uh

Its kind of a weird topic

Oh, gotcha. Weird topic.

I mean, it's good if she's not really mantis-y, because if she had actual mantis eyes, that'd be hard to talk to. Also awkward convo about the murdering your spouse thing.

[Which is hashtag relatable.]

she seems like she didn't get out much, so I'll try to help out her social skills and stuff!

[When Peter Parker says that, you know your social skills are rough.]

yeah uh

Tread lightly with the spouse murder.

[ It's a sensitive subject for both Peter and Mantis, in a way.

Ego was fucked up like that. ]

Just don't go too nuts

I don't want to have to unteach her weird crap

like crawling in through windows when there's a perfectly serviceable door

How are windows much different than doors??? Cmon

The fact that you asked that question makes me think you're not responsible enough to help Mantis

What!!! I'm responsible!

I haven't lost a backpack in months!

... how do you lose an entire backpack

I can't exactly carry it all over town when I change into my suit, you know! so I web it somewhere for safe keeping.

the last one accidentally got taken by the garbage men, RIP Jansport #5.

so then what do you do about all the lost text books??

I pay for them ಥ_ಥ

[... Suddenly him being just as broke as he was at home makes sense.

He spent his last 5 cred on a fuckin strawberry smoothie you feel me dog.]